Des blagounettes ?

Tiens, j'ai jamais posté de blagues sur ce blog...

Continuons sur la lancée du mariage :

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.

[Moi, les araignées poilues, je les observe. Et quand elles franchissent le seuil de ma porte, je les écrase. Peur de rien !]

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'

WORDS

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day. 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'

Et ma préférée :

WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.' Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.' Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.' So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says . 'HEBREWS'

Comments

[scotch beatman]

C'est chaud à comprendre les blagues en anglais.
Je pense que je ne suis pas assez bilingue pour tout piger ....

[RosYCruZ]

Pas mal !! Moi c'est un extrait des benny hills que j'ai bien.
Ils viennent sûrement de se disputer, ils sont dans leur lit et le mari qui fait "Good night mother-of-five" il se retourne et éteint sa lampe de chevet. Sa femme lui répond "good night father-of-none", elle se retourne et éteint sa lampe de chevet.